What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

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What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

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Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

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What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!