Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

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How is a woman like a bar?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back ( )

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

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What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es