Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

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What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

What do you call a constipated German?

Farfrompoopin.

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.