What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Who is Bobby Long?

and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

Brownie Jokes More Brownie Jokes

What is a police officer's least favorite dessert?

A brownie.

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.