Brownie Jokes

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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What is a police officer's least favorite dessert?

A brownie.

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

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What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

Factory Jokes More Factory Jokes

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!