Brownie Jokes

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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What is a police officer's least favorite dessert?

A brownie.

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

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Baseball Team Jokes More Baseball Team Jokes

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

Computer Programmer Jokes More Computer Programmer Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

Factory Jokes More Factory Jokes

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change