What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

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Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

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One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

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What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.