What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

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Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

Where do all them scrub gamers live?

Pleblos

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Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

A: His ghoul friend.