What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

Who's the dankest pokemon?

Vaporeon