What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

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What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.