What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

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What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

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What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!