What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

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How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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How did the author get from one plot point to the other?

A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

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What's the Italian word for suppository?

Innuendo

What do you call a man in the window?

INNUENDO!!!!!!!