What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Sam Jokes More Sam Jokes

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

Who sung?

Sam. Samsung