Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

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Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

A: Saves time.

Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

Who's there ! Clay ! Clay who ?

Clay on Sam !

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Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game