What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

High School Student Jokes More High School Student Jokes

What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test?

In-test teens.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.