What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe