What did Shakespeare say when asked how...

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

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How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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Whom hath released the hounds?

Whom Whom Whom Whom

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."