What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

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Apparently, not here

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

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What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

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What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.