The Captain's Log.
Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son
The Captains log
He was looking for the Captain's log.