What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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I'm having a movement"

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Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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Captain's log.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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The captains log.