Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.