Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

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Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man .

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !