Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

Whose the most vague person in the Military ?

General Direction.

What do you call black people in the military?

Geurrilla warfare

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What do you tell a lady with two black eyes?

Nothing, You already told her twice.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!