What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.