Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

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What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

What do you call a chat site for terrorists?

Allahu Chatbar.

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What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.