How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

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What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

What is something that mother giraffes have but no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

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What Pokmon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

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A Pokmon

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high