How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

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Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!

What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

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How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.