What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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What's the scariest thing in geometry?

A vicious circle.

What's a mathematician's favorite plant?

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