Thats nuts
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Geometry
A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
Geometry.
It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
Because the state abolished plant parenthood
It had the flew and its throat was soar.
Birds of Pray
THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!
Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.
Wait.
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
Untie the rope...
It was dead.
All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"
Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke
None. They can't climb the ladder.
A fridge --
