What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a .........oooooh.

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

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Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

What's the best part of a baker's body?

Their buns.

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Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!