What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

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What did popeye do after he turned black?

A: He made his own restoraunt.

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

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What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

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How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)