What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

What's the best part of a baker's body?

Their buns.

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Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.