What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

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What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

Pint Jokes More Pint Jokes

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

Liter Jokes More Liter Jokes

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.