Quark Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!"

What does a posh duck say?

Quark.

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

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What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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What does the quantum duck say?

Quark Quark

What does the ducks in Cern say?

Quark Quark

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.

Cheesecake Jokes More Cheesecake Jokes

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

Astrophysicist Jokes More Astrophysicist Jokes

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

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What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).