Quark Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!"

What does a posh duck say?

Quark.

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

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What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

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Why did the scientist study soda?

Because he was a physicist.

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

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Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!

What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

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What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

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