What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

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How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

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How to end world hunger ?

By letting the hungry die.

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.