Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.