When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.