When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

College Jokes More College Jokes

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Why doesn't the sun go to college?

It's extremely bright, it already has 28 million degrees.

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.