When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

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What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.