What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

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What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.