What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

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Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

What do you call a baby from Dover?

Doverkiin.

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Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!