What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

What's the Dumbest thing you've ever Done?

Thank you very much for honest sharing.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!