What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka?

A John Daly

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What do you call a bipolar Sith?

High-low Ren.

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.