What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr