What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river?

Tequila

What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

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How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!