What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

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What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

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What did the black man get for his son on christmas?

Your bike.

What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.