What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

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What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss