How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

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What does Che Guevara call his house?

Chez Guevara

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

What do you call an Eskimo optometrist?

An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.