What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint?

Five Guys.

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Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

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It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

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What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

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What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan?

A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.