What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

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How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

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Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Ted Kennedy Jokes More Ted Kennedy Jokes

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.