What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

Dam.

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

Ted Kennedy Jokes More Ted Kennedy Jokes

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.