What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

Previous Random Joke Next
Right Leg Jokes More Right Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with no right legs?

Lean beef.

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's ten inches long and white?

Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

Blonde Left Leg Jokes More Blonde Left Leg Jokes

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"