What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

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What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

What do you call a cow with no right legs?

Lean beef.

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Some people think God is real.

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I bet he has to leave the room.

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A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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They both don't work and always take your money

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Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"