Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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The steaks are just too high.

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

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Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

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What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

What do you feed an invisible cat?

A: Evaporated milk.

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!