Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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I want you inside me.

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Mitosis!

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Bellows me some money can I have it please !

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.