Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

What does the hillbilly say when his sister is surprised?

Well it's the right hole naw!"

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.