What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

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What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake?

No whey Jose

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What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey."