Jim.
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Coffee Mug
No whey.
No whey."
No whey!
No whey...
A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.
He was depressed.
A body builder
He was a body-builder
Nun
A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.
Parfour Sorry
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
Your bicycle.
They are both santa clauses.
A crane
Because it doesn't lift
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
There was a run on sentences.
He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.
