Jim.
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No whey.
No whey."
No whey!
No whey...
A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.
He was depressed.
A body builder
He was a body-builder
Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.
Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)
Because it didn't see that well.
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
Pilaf.
The broom gets sweepy.
You turn off your playstation.
It went back four seconds.
What's fastest thing in the world?
Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!
Because it doesn't lift
Islams It.