Existence Jokes

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

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When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.