When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Right where you left it

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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When the zombies want Twisties! take a look on this zombies viral video, serious feedback please :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=vdRiMBPbQ8

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.