When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow?

Hi brow

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.