When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

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Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

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Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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How, would you answer this question?

No. -How

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*