What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

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Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

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What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.