Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

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What is the Italian postal motto?

We know where live, your family too!

How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?

When she can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear.

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Who was the first mathematician?

A concave man

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?

It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

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What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits