Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

What do you call someone who is known for being heartless and cold to others?

Dead

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What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?

It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist