What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

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Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

Bra Jokes More Bra Jokes

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.