Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican?

Juan-ton soup

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives