What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why is my mom always right about everything?

Because she said so and that's final.

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

How many are you?

We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

Af Jokes More Af Jokes

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.