What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Af Jokes More Af Jokes

Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.